The Internet is stupid.
So, around say 1994 when making a "home page" for yourself was a thing, this is where mine was. I lifted the background texture from some music site I've long since forgotten, but I liked it because it
had this leathery look to it. I made the header graphic above in Corel Draw. For Reals! I was so into Corel Draw. I had links to the "home pages" of bands I liked and links to useful search engines
like Altavista. I was really into laying out HTML using tables. It was and is my worst coding habit.
And so that brings us to modern times, wherein I enjoy the idea that searching for me turns up a page that looks like it was made in 1994, because it was.